Cum one, cum all and hear a tale of all the deliciously juicy sex toy sales happening right now.

All our horny bedfellows like Yoni Pleasure Palace, Frenchie, Vush, Lovehoney, Wild Secrets and more are throwing huge sales right now, where you can score yourself up to 70% off everything from vibrators, dildos and butt plugs, to condoms, lube and lingerie right now.

The only catch is you’ve got to be quick, bc these sales usually last about as long as the last fuck boi you slept with. (Read: not long).

If you’re sick of the sticky post-cum clean-up, might we suggest you invest in a squirt blanket?! Designed to save your bed linen, towels, couch covers and mattresses, a sex or squirt blanket is a specially designed blanket that’s 100% waterproof and absorbs all kinds of liquids — think periods, squirting, lube etc.

The good stuff doesn’t just stop there, Yoni Pleasure Palace also sells yoni eggs, crystal wands, glass wands and more sexual fun.

Frenchie Double Entendre was $90, now $63

Enjoy big cums with the Frenchie Double Entendre. It’s a deliciously bendable sex toy that really can do it all. They can it The Double Entendre because it has a smaller head that’s perfect for massaging your G-spot, while the other end has a larger head that’s good for clitoral loving! 

Womanizer Duo Rechargeable G-Spot and Clitoral Stimulator was $263.96, now $329.95

We might not always be able to count on flakey dates, but we can always count on our friends over at Lovehoney to throw a damn good sex toy sale. Right now, you can score up to 50% off a range of cult favourite sex toy brands like We-Vibe, Womanizer, Lelo and more.

While the whole Vush range isn’t currently on sale, they are offering 50% off the best-selling Majesty 2 vibrator as a part of Global Wellness Month. A wank in the name of wellness? We’ll take it for half price! 

Wild Secrets Envy Air Pulse Stimulation & Vibration was $49.99, now $99.99

The folks at Wild Secrets are slashing up to 70% off big-name brands like Vush, Satisfyer, Adam and Eve, and more. And if that doesn’t tickle your pickle, we don’t know what will! 

KissKill Dolce Bodysuit was $199.95, now $80

If you’re feeling extra saucy, Kisskill Lingerie is having a huge 70% off sale on lingerie, sleepwear, silk, accessories, leather harnesses and more.

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